[YOUR HOST THIS EVENING] [NAVIGATION] [ ☻ ] HOME [ ☻ ] SKETCHBOOK [ ☻ ] BADGES [ ☻ ] RANDOM FUNNY [ ☻ ] RANDOM TUNE [ ☻ ] HEAP COVERS [CHANGELOG] [31/08/25] badges! badges! badges! [25/08/25] added the sketchbook, finished a zine, life's good! [06/07/25] working on the long-awaited portfolio page, MORE ZINES, and other good stuff you'll just have to keep an eye on. [14/06/25] remember when I said updates were incoming? ain't I a rascal? anyway updates coming FOR REALS THIS TIME. I SWEAR. [CONTACT HEAP] (I also accept questions over in the hatemail box.) [WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE PLACE?] heap! it's comics about people being horrible to eachother, and other such traditional british pasttimes. here's where you can find vague updates about "the state of it" and "the release schedule", as well as whatever odds and ends I want to inflict upon uou. [WHAT'S NEW?] badges! they're not new. i've been making them for, like, six months now. but a GALLERY TO VIEW THEM IN? that's new. and yet another zine, in two handsome flavours- strawberry and readable. I got infected with smurfs. I have a running theory that the smurfs is an ineffective cognitohazard, only one in every 10,000 people who are exposed to the smurfs actually get posessed with Smurf Enjoyment. but that's a story for another day. [TO-DEW LIST] -add more listenables and funny vids to the random selection -produce more "pillboys" -deploy the pillboy information page -the friendimals. -drop the badge gallery -add a sketchbook gallery -add a list of upcoming zines so that I may be held accountable for not making them -start an instagram and integrate it with the website. -ignore the dense sensation of having invited evil into my life after starting an instagram -implement a FAQ in which I humorously dance around actually answering questions, a la the junk mail guy -bottom of the backpack: IN SPACE -actually make one of those minizines [HATEMAIL GOES HERE] [SUPPORT ME, DAMN YOU] [THINGS OF THE NOW] [TUNE]: THE JELLYS- POPCORN [WATCHABLE]: ISLAND OF THE BURNING DAMNED (1967) [MOOD]: HANK MARVIN' [UPCOMING MINIZINES] -the untitled nds zine -pocket gargamel: an ethical dilemma -things I drew at work -advice obscura -pro-walkman propaganda -cool shit on archive.org -pillboys [GCP DOT] "COMICS FOR PEOPLE"