[YOUR HOST THIS EVENING] [NAVIGATION] [ ☻ ] HOME [ ☻ ] RANDOM FUNNY [ ☻ ] RANDOM TUNE [ ☻ ] HEAP COVERS [CHANGELOG] [05/12/24] added music to the random tune list and deployed the gcp dot. [03/12/24] contact info! fixed youtube funnies links! a hot new sneak peak! [02/12/24] UPDATES INCOMING, FOR REALS THIS TIME! I gotta redo all the random video links because SOMEONE broke invidious. smh [CONTACT HEAP] (if emails are too intense for your delicate constitution, I also accept questions over in the hatemail box.) [WHAT IS HEAP?] THIS WEBSITE IS A HEAVY WIP, WITH CODE SHAMELESSLY GANKED FROM MY MAIN SITE. UPDATES ONGOING. Heap is everyone's most favoritest zine about deformed people being awful to eachother, and other classically British pasttimes. I distribute 'em where I distribute 'em. If you want some, throw me an email and we'll get negotiating. [SNEAK PEAK AT THE NEXT HEAP] [TO-DEW LIST] -fix the invidious links (thanks obama) -*gag* *wheeze* upload portfolio work *retch* -add other heap covers -really jazz up the covers page while i'm at it -add contact info -redo info page (possibly delete entirely) -come up with a plausible mission statement -conceptualise Heap 7 (that's right bozo, i've made more heaps in the hiatus!) -add heaps logo perhaps??? melt?? -add that thing i'm doing for that class i'm taking -really, REALLY spitshine the site so that I can add it to my coursework -make every image a preview [HATEMAIL GOES HERE] [SUPPORT ME, DAMN YOU] [THINGS OF THE NOW] [TUNE]: KURT BAKER- DON'T GO FALLING IN LOVE [MOVIE]: MEMOIR OF A SNAIL (2024) [MOOD]: IMPATIENT [GCP DOT] "COMICS FOR PEOPLE"