[YOUR HOST THIS EVENING] [NAVIGATION] [ ☻ ] HOME [ ☻ ] RANDOM FUNNY [ ☻ ] RANDOM TUNE [ ☻ ] HEAP COVERS [CHANGELOG] [14/06/25] remember when I said updates were incoming? ain't I a rascal? anyway updates coming FOR REALS THIS TIME. I SWEAR. [05/12/24] added music to the random tune list and deployed the gcp dot. [03/12/24] contact info! fixed youtube funnies links! a hot new sneak peak! [CONTACT HEAP] (if emails are too intense for your delicate constitution, I also accept questions over in the hatemail box.) [WHAT IS HEAP?] THIS WEBSITE IS A HEAVY WIP, WITH CODE SHAMELESSLY GANKED FROM MY MAIN SITE. UPDATES WEEKLY! Heap is everyone's most favoritest zine about deformed people being awful to eachother, and other classically British pasttimes. I distribute 'em where I distribute 'em. If you want some, throw me an email. [WHAT'S NEW?] that's right. I wasn't clowning around these last six months. I was BUCKLING DOWN. and producing badges. but then I got bored of that and did a comic again, like a true magnate of opuses. where can you read this thing? all in due time. I assure you. [TO-DEW LIST] -add more listenables and funny vids to the random selection -produce more "pillboys" -deploy the pillboy information page -the friendimals. -drop the badge gallery -add a list of upcoming zines so that I may be held accountable for not making them -start an instagram and integrate it with the website. -ignore the dense sensation of having invited evil into my life after starting an instagram -implement a FAQ in which I humorously dance around actually answering questions, a la the junk mail guy -bottom of the backpack: IN SPACE [HATEMAIL GOES HERE] [SUPPORT ME, DAMN YOU] [THINGS OF THE NOW] [TUNE]: PORTASTATIC- HURRICANE WARNING [WATCHABLE]: THE PRISONER (1967) [MOOD]: WIDE AWAKE [UPCOMING MINIZINES] [GCP DOT] "COMICS FOR PEOPLE"