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[WHO WRITES THIS CRAP?] |
don't I look fresh?
yeaaaahhhhhhh. pretty freakin sweet.
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[WHAT IS HEAP?] |
heap is a series of zines I put out when I think the world need them. the comics within are largely about people having horrible times, clowns, and whatever I can subliminally insert in them to ruin people's days.
this site covers those zines, as well as other projects I benevolently give my time to.
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[OTHER FREQUENTLY ASKED ASKABLES] |
Q:WHAT IS "HEAP"?
A: a heap of comics. duh.
Q:WHERE CAN I GET HEAP?
A: contact me at the official heapmail for physical copies. if you know me irl, just ask me to hand you one from the pile of papers on my desk. alternatively, FIND heap. they're around.
Q:WHY IS OLLIE SO MEAN TO EMO BOY?
A: emo boy deserves it. honest.
Q:WHO IS THAT HANDSOME MAN DANCING IN THE CORNER?
A: that's mal. look at him groove!
Q:WHO IS THAT GIRL ON THE COVER?
A: your friendly neighborhood uterusgirl.
Q:WHO IS THAT BALD LADY UP THERE?
A: the me.
Q:I'VE SEEN THIS WEBSITE LAYOUT BEFORE, BUSTER!
A: that's not a question, but YEAH. the other one is also me. don't be a narc, don't cross the streams.
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